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HazardousJJ's Medals

Total Medals Earned: 165 (From 29 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 4,035 Points

Adversity Weapon Pack

Aggressor I Unlocked 2/28/15
10 Points
Fire a weapon 10 times.
Item Collector Unlocked 2/28/15
25 Points
View all equipment items.
Reloader I 10 Points Reload a weapon 5 times.
Stealth 10 Points Fire a silenced weapon 25 times.
Animator 25 Points Create a custom timeline sequence.
Minimalist 25 Points Disable all effects.
Weapons Dealer 25 Points View every firearm.
Aggressor II 50 Points Fire a weapon 100 times.
Reloader II 50 Points Reload a weapon 25 times.
Aggressor III 100 Points Fire a weapon 500 times.
Reloader III 100 Points Reload a weapon 50 times.

Medals Earned: 2/11 (35/430 points)

Armed Prophet

Alien Juice Unlocked 6/22/10
10 Points
Get killed by an alien.
Robot Fuel Unlocked 6/22/10
10 Points
Get killed by a robot.
Zombie Meat Unlocked 6/22/10
10 Points
Get killed by a zombie.
Alcoholic 25 Points Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Anorexic 25 Points Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Armed Prophet 25 Points Unlock all weapons.
Chairman 25 Points Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Classic Hero 25 Points Play through every stage.
Hand it Over 25 Points Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smiley 25 Points Kill Smileborg
Skull 25 Points Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
The Freeman 25 Points Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
ZOMG!!!1 25 Points Kill ZOMG
Handy Man 50 Points Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Illegal Alien 50 Points Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Smiley Hater 50 Points Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Testosterowned 50 Points Play through a stage on real man difficulty.

Medals Earned: 3/17 (30/480 points)

Butcherbugs

Puberty Unlocked 2/24/12
10 Points
Destroy the butcher's pituitary gland!
Temporal Lobe 50 Points Destroy the butcher's temporal lobe!
Ladybugs Knocking Over Deadly Butchers 100 Points Destroy the butcher's frontal lobe, resulting in total loss of motor control!

Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/160 points)

Cave of Wonders

Rude awakening Unlocked 10/4/09
10 Points
Defeat Luis' 1st form.
Tighty whitey power Unlocked 10/4/09
10 Points
Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
Grape Crush Unlocked 10/4/09
25 Points
Find the 1st alternate ending.
Stack the deck Unlocked 10/4/09
25 Points
Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
Black Coffin 10 Points Die before beating Luis.
Abyss-mal 25 Points Find the 2nd alternate ending.
Flee powder 50 Points Escape the cave.
Lou Lou Zoom 50 Points Beat the game in under 200 seconds.
Real Ultimate Power 100 Points Complete all other achievements!
Exterminator Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 4/10 (70/315 points)

Dadgame

Guardians Unlocked 10/19/09
5 Points
Defeat the Footie Twins
Heavy Weapons 5 Points Defeat Battbot
Monkey Biz 5 Points Defeat Ootkey
Bad Transit 10 Points Defeat TRN-1
Freeroes 25 Points Get Secret Ending
Kaminari Ninja 25 Points Defeat Raijinmaru
Patricide 25 Points Defeat creator of Dadgame
Story Easy 25 Points Beat Story Mode on Easy, Normal, or Hard
Story Hard 25 Points Beat Story Mode on Hard
Story Normal 25 Points Beat Story Mode on Normal or Hard
WSW Tribute 25 Points Defeat Final Weapon
Cheating Death 50 Points Defeat Mecha-Death
Debugger 50 Points Defeat Phantom
Presto! 50 Points Beat Boss Battles on HARD
Tower Offender 50 Points Beat Tower of Destiny on HARD
Dadgamer 100 Points 100% Completion

Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/500 points)

Escape Pico's Mansion

Die Unlocked 11/1/09
25 Points
Really? That's even possible?
Money Maker 10 Points Money won't buy back the time you wasted.
The Secret Room 10 Points Find the Secret Room
Master Thief 25 Points Who's going to need a diamond anyway?
Gluttony 50 Points Get all the candy.
Escape! 100 Points You've gotten out and can go back to trick-or-treating!

Medals Earned: 1/6 (25/220 points)

Escape Pico's School

Seriously? Unlocked 5/16/09
5 Points
Why would you even bother clicking on it?
What's That Smell? Unlocked 5/16/09
25 Points
You've successfully gotten into the janitor's closet!
Fire Starter Unlocked 5/16/09
50 Points
You've successfully started the fire to distract the principle!
Spare Time 10 Points The credits are over, why are you still walking?

Medals Earned: 3/4 (80/90 points)

K.O.L.M.I.A.M.

Beat Level 1 Unlocked 2/24/12
5 Points
Beat Level 1
Beat Level 2 Unlocked 2/24/12
5 Points
Beat Level 2
Beat Level 3 Unlocked 2/24/12
5 Points
Beat Level 3
Beat Level 10 5 Points Beat Level 10
Beat Level 11 5 Points Beat Level 11
Beat Level 12 5 Points Beat Level 12
Beat Level 13 5 Points Beat Level 13
Beat Level 14 5 Points Beat Level 14
Beat Level 15 5 Points Beat Level 15
Beat Level 4 5 Points Beat Level 4
Beat Level 5 5 Points Beat Level 5
Beat Level 6 5 Points Beat Level 6
Beat Level 7 5 Points Beat Level 7
Beat Level 8 5 Points Beat Level 8
Beat Level 9 5 Points Beat Level 9
Beat Level 16 10 Points Beat Level 16
Beat Level 17 10 Points Beat Level 17
Beat Level 18 10 Points Beat Level 18
Beat Level 19 10 Points Beat Level 19
Beat Level 20 10 Points Beat Level 20
CHALLENGE MODE COMPLETE 25 Points Completed Challenge Mode. Well Done.
15 MINUTE CHALLENGE MODE 50 Points Completed Challenge Mode in less than 15 Minutes. Wow.

Medals Earned: 3/22 (15/200 points)

Lucky Tower

Cutiepie! Unlocked 3/18/12
10 Points
Get to know your new BFF.
Frog Unlocked 3/18/12
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Old and Wise Unlocked 3/18/12
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Dorks Corner Unlocked 3/18/12
50 Points
Chill out in the funky room!
Escape Unlocked 3/18/12
50 Points
Leave the tower
Cheer Up Princess Pretty 10 Points A simple hug will make her enjoy the jolly good world again.
Piece Of Cake 25 Points YUM
Lady's Room 50 Points You naughty punk!
Manly Treasure 50 Points Find the treasure.
Men's Room 50 Points End it like a real man.
Ooolala! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Snail Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 5/12 (145/350 points)

Madness Accelerant

Facerape Unlocked 9/28/09
10 Points
Let out all your aggression.
A WINNER IS YOU Unlocked 9/28/09
25 Points
Beat the game.
True Face of Evil Unlocked 9/28/09
25 Points
Reveal the true face of evil!
Madness Mode Unlocked 10/4/09
50 Points
Defeat Madness Mode!
Pacifist 25 Points Be kind to those less fortunate than yourself.

Medals Earned: 4/5 (110/135 points)